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Written by Julie Brown who is one of our favourite comic writers.

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BECAUSE I’M BLONDE.. Julie Brown



Because I’m blonde I don’t have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
I don’t have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep this tan
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah

I see people working it just makes me giggle
Cause I don’t have to work I just have to jiggle
Cause I’m a blonde B L O N D
Cause I’m a blonde don’t you wish you were me

I never learnt to read and I never learnt to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy.... So What!
i see girls without a date and I feel so sorry for ‘em
Cause whenever I’m around all the men ignore ‘em
Cause I’m a blonde Nyah Nyah Nyah

They say to ¬make it, you need talent and ambition
Well I got on a TV show and this was my audition
OK don’t tell me.. oh I remember..
“Duck Magnum.. Duck! “

Cause I’m a Blonde Yeah Yeah Yeah
I took an IQ test I flunked it of course
I can’t spell VW but I’ve got a Porsche
Cause I’m a blonde B L I N D
Cause I’m a blonde don’t you wish you were me

I’d just like to say that being chosen as this month’s Miss August ,
Is a compliment I’ll remember for as long as I can
Right now I’m a Freshman in my third year at UCLA
And my goals are to become a veterinarian because I love children
Cause I’m a blonde Yeah Yeah Yeah

Oh girls think I’m snotty, maybe it’s true
With my hair and body You would be too
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I’m a blonde yeah yeah yeah

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from Beautifully Mad - Funny Side Up, released December 4, 2016
Performed by Beautifully Mad. Tony King - lead vocals, bass & guitar, Nina Vox - Harmonies- Recorded live at Cafe Beyond in Bermagui 1999

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Beautifully Mad Sydney, Australia

Breathtaking original music reminiscent of the beauty of James Taylor, some honey from Melody Gardot, a lyrical spice of Cohen washed down with some Waits-like humour. A musical flame that licks at the heels of Folk and Jazz

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