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This song was written by Tony King (or if I am being sued, I stole it from Inigo Montoya who is currently on the run), as a fine tribute to the great job Donald Trump is doing. It is by no means meant as offensive or designed in any way to focus ridicule on Mr Trump or causing him to be taken less seriously, leading to him being removed from office or impeached.

Performed in 2016 by Beautifully Mad (Tony King & Nina Vox).

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The other night I heard from Randy Newman
He came to me in a Dream
With a song he wrote 'bout Donald Trump...
that was tantalizingly obscene.
He said Tony, you can say it's one of yours, cause I'm scared 'bout the libel laws, that way it's you that gets sued....& not me....
& this is how it goes...
Of all the worst of the contenders
Donald Trumps them all
Compensating with his money
For something that's obviously small

He never gets sick of the sycophants
Or all of cash that he invests
& he sleeps at night like a baby
Between 2 silicon breasts
(But here’s the thing)

Let's pull his rug right out from over him
Let's pull his rug right out from over him
There would be a precedent
We could stop him being president
If we pull his rug right out from over him

Well a black man got to the White House
Could an orange man get there as well
& money's his only religion
And the Mexicans can all go to hell

And women belong in the kitchen
But their cleavage keeps him in a trance
& the boncubines who adore him
Just Love the bulge of his wallet in his pants

Let's pull his rug right out from over him
Let's pull his rug right out from over him
There could be a precedent
We could stop him being president
If we pull his rug right out from over him

If you're a white man & you're privileged
You too can have billions in stock
& you can have your very own tower
That's a shrine to the size of your..

Let's pull his rug right out from over him
Let's pull his rug right out from over him
There could be a precedent
Hell we could stop him being president
If we pull his rug right out from over him

He’s got enough on his homophobic plate
Is that an animal on his pate
Or a mirkin as a running mate?
There'll be hell toupeé if we let him get away

Let's pull his rug right out from over him
Let's pull his rug right out from over him
Just wipe your feet as you leave

credits

from Beautifully Mad - Funny Side Up, track released November 22, 2016
Nina Vox, backing vocals, Bill Risby - Piano (he was tied up and forced to do this at gunpoint, so he can't be sued either), Lead vocals & all other instruments, Tony King. Recorded & Mastered by Tony King @ Moonlight Cactus Music Studios 2016.

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Beautifully Mad Sydney, Australia

Breathtaking original music reminiscent of the beauty of James Taylor, some honey from Melody Gardot, a lyrical spice of Cohen washed down with some Waits-like humour. A musical flame that licks at the heels of Folk and Jazz

More detail of their history at www.beautifullymad.com
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